Aww, shit!
Get your towels ready, it's about to go down (yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shawty)
But stay on your muthafuckin toes (yeah)
We runnin this, let's go (hey)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cuz I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin boat (yeah)
I'm on a boat muthafucka, take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah)
Bustin five knot, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me muthafucka, cuz I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinkin Santana champ cuz it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippy floppies
I'm flippin burgers you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin err'body all wet (whoa)
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you err'ver forget (yeah)
I'm on a boat and
It's goin fast and
I got a nautical theme pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you on the shore then you sho not me-o
Get the fuck up
This boat is real!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, muthafucka (muthafucka)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, muthafucka (muthafucka)
I'm on the deck with my boys, muthafucka (hey)
The boat engine make noise, muthafucka
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible! (yeah, muthafucka)
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let's go)
It's a big blue watery road, yeah
Poseidon look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say:
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me, cuz I'm sailin on a boat (whoa)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin boat (sh-sh-shaw sh-sh-shaw)
