Hey girl, I got somethin real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen
Girl you know we've been together
Such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas, and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you somethin so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sorta gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you're my shinin star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin real
Wanna get you somethin from the heart
Somethin special, girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin to show ya that you are second to none (yeah yeah yeah)
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps:
One - Cut a hole in a box
Two - Put your junk in that box
Three - Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
Christmas - Dick in a box
Hanukkah - Dick in a box
Kwanzaa - A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah wow wow wow wow wow
