Hello.
Hi. Do you wanna go to a party with me? No. The game's on.
Oh. I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf
The game is starting, everyone is here
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just 2 normal guyz, hanging out, having fun
Right, Guy #2?
Yeah, Guy #1
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cuz I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single
Double
Triple
Home run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy
He's not a loudmouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf
Now when I say "sportz," you say "nutz"
Sportz! - Nutz!
Sportz! - Nutz!
When I say "cheating," you say "sux"
Cheating! - Sux!
Cheating! - Sux!
I drink whiskey cuz I like the taste
You think it's bitter but I think it's great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sportz
If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court
I'm team captain, and I choose you
I'm the other team captain, and I choose you too
We steal the ball, and we're off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like
What what what what what what
What what what what what what
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pre-game jokes, to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf
Throw me the baseball
Now toss me the pigskin
Now feed me the rock
Now give me the rock
